Suburb vandalised with Chinese flags overnight

In a clearly hostile move, (presumably) Chinese spies have gone on a long march through Killarney Heights overnight and decorated the place with unwanted flags of external origin.

I'm sure that Sir Brian Fairweather would be shocked if he learns of this travesty.

Giant rabbits invade suburb

The fox baiting has been a huge success but there's a small side effect.

As you see, rabbits have taken over our streets and they're not completely invisible. Beware!