Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Killarney Shops rocked by pizza scandal

A much loved part of the Killarney shopping experience was the friendly Twigs & Blossoms couture store which professionally and in a friendly way supplied us with a variety of interesting clothes and miscellaneous goods not including twigs.

Locals were shocked to see the note shown here in the window alleging that the land lord had unreasonably not given the store the ability to reasonably renew the lease.

Liz sold up remaining stock at a significant discount and was seen sadly packing up and even selling off shop fittings marking the end of a physical shop and moving to their online operation.

She was a very friendly shop keeper, a credit to the area and will be greatly missed.

More shocking is the rumour that the shop is to be turned in to a pizza restaurant. We already have a pizza restaurant so this was a bit of a surprise. When I enquired what the proprietor at Sorrenti's Pizza thought of this he said, sarcastically, it's a "genius move".

Now that the shop is empty, it's clear that the pizza rumour may well be true as the floor has been marked out and one of the areas seems to say "Gelato".


But all is clearly not going to plan as now the shop is marked as available for lease!


We will have updates as they come to hand.

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Close royal links to Killarney revealed

Killarney Heights resident Brian Wild has revealed to News Corp journalists that he was part of a secret operation to smuggle the future Princess Diana out of Australia in a luxury Toyota Corona.

Brian bravely escorted Dianna and her mother to the airport to catch a special Qantas flight.

During the three hours that Brian spent with the pair he clearly gave the young Dianna some sage advice as it was just a month later that she announced that she intended to marry in to the royal family.

There is no doubt that the extraordinary tales of excitement experienced right here in Killarney Heights primed the pump for the popular princess.

As a gesture of thanks, Brian and his wife Joy were sent a piece of wedding cake which, despite its age, is reported to still smell ok. Brian, it's time to eat that cake.