Suburb vandalised with Chinese flags overnight

In a clearly hostile move, (presumably) Chinese spies have gone on a long march through Killarney Heights overnight and decorated the place with unwanted flags of external origin.

I'm sure that Sir Brian Fairweather would be shocked if he learns of this travesty.

Giant rabbits invade suburb

The fox baiting has been a huge success but there's a small side effect.

As you see, rabbits have taken over our streets and they're not completely invisible. Beware!

A bridge too far?

Here's an artists impression of the impressive new bridge to help hordes of visitors make their entry into our fine suburb as smooth as possible.

While the design is not new, it's felt to be tried and true and will allow two-way traffic for visitors to Starkey Street and for rabbits and bandicoots who wish to take a break from the suburb.

Update: Bridge built to our design

As predicted above, the bridge has been built as per our vision.

Killarney Heights top suburb for generosity

Killarney Heights is among the top five suburbs in Sydney for generosity, according to a report.

More than 59 per cent (59.4) [59.39999] of residents in the two neighbouring suburbs donated to a registered charity, according to a Daily Telegraph report on Australian Taxation Office figures.

I personally donate to Wikipedia and SETI, presumably that's typical of our wonderful Killarney Heights residents.

Double decker buses not coming to Killarney Heights

There are fantastic new double decker buses running along Warringah road. They have a wonderful upstairs front window and cool LED lighting inside. This one is off to Terrey Hills.

Alas, the trees along the side of roads in Killarney Heights means that we will not be seeing these buses any time soon. We can only dream (or catch the Terrey Hills bus and walk home).

SMH Slanders the fine name of our suburb

I was shocked, shocked, to read of "blood curdling screams" in Killarney Heights, when I heard nothing!

However it turns out that this was an error by a sub-editor (do they even have those any more?) and was actually Killarney Vale.

We can rest in peace again.

Farewell to the Tennis Centre

After 25 years of operation in Killarney Heights, Mark Lawrence is to close the Killarney Heights Tennis Centre.

It's another blow following the closure of the squash courts and restriction of general use of the swimming pool (admittedly not in rapid succession but still...).

Mark has done a wonderful job and I feel a little guilty that I've only played once at his establishment.